Daily #20

Describe relations between Egypt and Persia before Alexander came on the scene.


Well, Egypt was in a relationship with Greece, and Persia, sadly, was single.  His relationship status on facebook remains the same.  Alexander told Persia that he wanted to hook up Persia with Egypt.  Egypt recently changed his relationship status to "single and ready to mingle".  Persia got super excited and dressed up for the occasion.  Alexander told them to meet in the Persian Gulf for dinner and a movie.  Their first date went great!  They went home to Persia and got a little fresh with each other.  Things were going great for them, until PERSIA DECIDED TO CHEAT ON EGYPT WITH THE UNITED STATES!! O MAH GAWD!!  Egypt called Alexander to complain.  Alexander offered to set up Egypt with Madagascar.  Egypt politely told him to shove it.  This argument turned into World War 0.25.  Egypt and Alexander decided to give the argument the hush-hush.  That is why you probably haven't heard of this Mr. Wojo.  Thankfully, Egypt decided Alexander was great and all was well again.  Persia and the United States didn't work out, but Egypt and Madagascar are still going strong.  They gave birth to Cameroon and Tango.  They will be celebrating their 150th anniversary next week.  Isn't that exciting!  When Alexander died, Egypt and Persia sat next to each other at the funeral!  Gasp!  It is still unknown if there was a fling between them.  Madagascar confronted Egypt about this possible relationship, but Egypt denied it.  Persia recently had a child named Turkmenistan OUT OF WEDLOCK!  Madagascar and Egypt came very close to divorcing, but they settled their issues because Madagascar had a short fling with Russia and they had triplets named Antarctica, Iran, and Cinderella.  So thanks to Alexander's set up, the world was almost in turmoil.  Thankfully Egypt was forgiving.  Hi Sam ;).